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Sloth It Can Wait Mug

Hey buddy. Whoooooa, what's the hurry? Did you just rob a bank? No? Well then sit down and take a minute. Let's savor this morning moment, just you and me, Mr. Sloth. Thaaaat's it. Nice and slow. Aaaaah. Whatever the hell you're running to, it can wait. Believe me. It took me 12 full minutes just to open my eyes this morning.